Show Me The Stars

Everything is temporary

The facts were these… Pushing Daisies: a summary

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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

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gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

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manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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royalanomaly:

some legends are told

some turn to dust or to gold

but you will remember me

remember me

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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84emojis:

*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

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vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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epochryphal:

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leerans:

thewordsmithy:

merrilly:

the term “aro-ace” is especially lovely because it also sounds like “arrow ace.” are you aromantic and asexual or are you an incredibly skilled and deadly archer. surprise, you’re both

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Let’s not forget the original arrow ace: 

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ARTEMIS JOKE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

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  • me: i'm gonna draw every day because i know that is the only way i can improve my art
  • me: *watches youtube, netflix, anime, and reads manga for months in bed*
  • me: i'm a piece of shit

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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